This is unfair...When I was a little boy, my mother would scan the newspaper and cut out any satire that she found so that my life would be unsullied by any satirical writings...we somehow have to label the satirical writings so that we will not be unfairly afflicted with these silly diatribes...Oh my, oh my I am feeling lightheaded, I have an elevated heart rate, my breathing is labored...HELP!!!
Sorry. Due to the new Affordable Care Rules, you must pay your bill UP FRONT IN CASH before I can offer to assist you.