“first Communion by Pope Pius XII at age 7”
If ever there was a 7 year-old that should have been denied communion, it was little Teddy.
“The Popes have always been there for Ted”
Christ Himself, has always been there for Ted.
For some, all His sufferings were in vain.
“a Cardinal for his funeral”
Warn all to avoid these corrupt clerics.
” his apostolic blessing “
I prefer to receive apostolic blessings in person, rather than through a form letter. But perhaps that bureaucrat should be fired.
You aren't American Catholic royalty so you will never be treated like a Kennedy.
Long time ago, one of the very first “humorous” things that we came up with while hanging out at recess was to say, “Cardinal Cushing married JFK!” That would crack us up.