I hate this stupid satire pieces. Be aware they are looking a the lunch practices Google and Apple. Life may imitate satire in this case.
When the loss of revenue was the inevitable result of jacking up tobacco taxes here in Michigan, the legislature immediately went looking for new sources and free food eaten by restaurant employees was at the top of the list.
I hate satire pieces because they give ideas to the government bureaucrats on how to burden us more than we already are!