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Guess which country clubs will be visited by the:
EPA. - Those ponds...what? Water hazards? No, they’re ponds, see the definition. Where’s your revised environmental impact statement showing compliance with EO10092014? Don’t have it! Shut the joint down til you get approval.
There’s a couple of folks from Dept of Interior want to talk to you. Said something about a polyester spotted owl darter being found here. Endangered species act violation I’m guessing.