What! There are a few Republicans in Detroit that are still working and/or have money left over to pay their taxes and water bills.
This must stop! May I propose that democratic owners of Detroit property pay no taxes - nada deniro. Instead they should receive a subsidy from the surplus in the Detroit coffers for the upkeep and maintenance of their worthless properties. Republican owners, on the other hand, should have their taxes raised until they bleed red to redistribute the wealth and fund the surplus. It’s only fair. /s
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