[spokeshave]

All my collection agents would be required to not bathe

You are too modest by half kind Sir...

You want to employ a bunch of SMELLIES

Well known in UK the Smellies stink and worse...,

They are hired to go and collect a debt...sit in the foyer or outer office and stink the place out until they get the they get a call on the cell phone that the debt has been paid,

[The Duke]

...They are hired to go and collect a debt...sit in the foyer or outer office and stink the place out until they get the they get a call on the cell phone that the debt has been paid,

Good Lord I'm onto something! :O