Don’t like dogs either.
But they have a predilection for little kids...
Social jihad.
Fislam
moozlums are such asses. I am offended by the word moozlum and anything associated with it. I am offended by their incessant mutilating and murdering of human beings. I am offended that these degenerates are always offended. I am offended that they are allowed in this country. I am offended that they exist.
Top 10 Homer bacon quotes
1. (Lisa) Im going to become a vegetarian (Homer) Does that mean youre not going to eat any pork? Yes Bacon? Yes Ham? Dad all those meats come from the same animal Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!
2. Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.
3. When youre in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.
4. Is it Bacon Day?
5. Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend fudge.
6. Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!
7. Homer: Ill have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five oclock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body. Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat? (Homer looks excited) Waitress: I was kidding. Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house! Waitress: No he doesnt!
8. [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? Im having that right now [normal] Ooh, bacon!
9. Mmm bacon
10. Mmm unexplained bacon
I’m offended by the word “Muslim”. When are they going to ban it?
The best response to this is blatant local sarcasm, putting up pictures of pigs, bacon, and other pork products, putting up signs that say, “Pork Grease, slippery when wet” in random places, and even imaginary things, like “Enjoy our pork flavored air fresheners!” The same with dog related things.
Nothing quite amuses the public like frothers frothing about so many things that they become a joke.
Burkas offend me, but nobody seems to care.
I love bacon.