Posted on 08/26/2014 5:38:46 AM PDT by LeoMcNeil
As someone on the VT alt-weekly Seven Days responded to an article about this, Kevin Bacon MUST change his name.
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Most of the world today is offended by the word “muslim”.
The citizens complained loudly online and the city relented, removing the muslimes while loudly proclaiming they dont get involved in politics. Who knew muslimes were a political issue?
There, that is what should have happened. If they don't like it here, go back to your sand deserts and stay the hell out of the US. Ride your camel back into the sixth century. You will love it better there and won't bother us with your petty claims. Better get ready for some backward civilization when you get there and eff you.
I read something some time ago, that all good muslimes should have nothing better or use anything newer than muHAMed had, so why are thy using airplanes to get here. Go play with the goats and camels. I don't want you here and no one invited your sorry butt to come here. BTW, there were wild hogs in every county and parish of this country at one time or another. The land is contaminated by hogs, which you don't like so just leave.
OK, down the street at another diner works for me.
Bacon scented lotion and shake hands with as many Muslims as I could.
Don’t like dogs either.
But they have a predilection for little kids...
Social jihad.
Fislam
moozlums are such asses. I am offended by the word moozlum and anything associated with it. I am offended by their incessant mutilating and murdering of human beings. I am offended that these degenerates are always offended. I am offended that they are allowed in this country. I am offended that they exist.
Top 10 Homer bacon quotes
1. (Lisa) Im going to become a vegetarian (Homer) Does that mean youre not going to eat any pork? Yes Bacon? Yes Ham? Dad all those meats come from the same animal Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!
2. Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.
3. When youre in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.
4. Is it Bacon Day?
5. Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend fudge.
6. Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!
7. Homer: Ill have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five oclock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body. Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat? (Homer looks excited) Waitress: I was kidding. Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house! Waitress: No he doesnt!
8. [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? Im having that right now [normal] Ooh, bacon!
9. Mmm bacon
10. Mmm unexplained bacon
I like it!
I’m offended by the word “Muslim”. When are they going to ban it?
I am so sick and tired of all these people being “offended” by words, nicknames, flavors, drinks, foods, whatever else...
Get over it, people!!!!!
For all you “religious fanatics” othe countries, “GO HOME!!!!!”
Everyone needs to quit worrying about what someone else does, says, eats, smokes, thinks etc...Just live your live and be happy with what you’ve got....
The best response to this is blatant local sarcasm, putting up pictures of pigs, bacon, and other pork products, putting up signs that say, “Pork Grease, slippery when wet” in random places, and even imaginary things, like “Enjoy our pork flavored air fresheners!” The same with dog related things.
Nothing quite amuses the public like frothers frothing about so many things that they become a joke.
The ultimate step is the Muslim offense against Christian symbols.
and then to Christians themselves.
Burkas offend me, but nobody seems to care.
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