National Lampoon’s 72 Virgins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUYQwCW5ShQ
That was funny!
The disrespect you showed for Muhammed (MPBUH)caused me to almost forget we are The Religion of Peace!
I was so angry with that video I could have slapped you with my sandal! Or shot one of your ambassadors. From now on, forward your dhimmi directly to me. You are fortunate that I am Moderate Muslim. That is, I do not believe in slaughtering Infidels, while they still have any cash, even those as as unworthy as you. They don't call Allah 'The All-Merciful' for nothing, you know!
As a Muslim Moderate I am reasonable. After all, you will still be my slave in firdous for all eternity, where you can bring endless hot moist towels and cooling non-alcoholic beverages to me and Barry as we tackle virgins of various species. Serve us well, O Infidel Dog, and you may even occasionally watch. (No pictures. Graven images are forbidden by Allah The All Wise!)
BTW, make sure your Dhimmi is up to date by September 10th. All Muslims are not as moderate as I am.
Mr. Hydrazine, you will be happy to know that 90% of the World's 1.8 Billion Muslims are Moderates, as am I. So all you Infidel pigs, monkeys, dogs, and swine have to really worry about are the mere 180-200 million fiscally ignorant die-hard Muslim fanaticss who want you dead or converted like right now, instead of putting you on the lifetime installment plan. I of course do, like the other Moderate Muslims, support our more rigorous brothers' jihad in anyway I can, but personally find the policy somewhat economically short-sighted.
Jack, thanks for the levity, I have been taking things way too seriously and have spun myself into a funk.
That video is hilarious!