Wow, she lost someone who has been here FOUR WHOLE DAYS! How will she recover?
Well, you know, it's that Freeper newbie marketing nice that everyone's gunning for - they are "Oh, so nouveau!".
I especially like that "I'm old - I'm OUT" parting phrase, letting it be known that responses won't be sanctioned; kind of a 21st century reinvention of Cartman's "Screw you guys, I'm going home..."