What are the lives of a few geezers, children, mailmen, pizza delivery guys, and young female joggers compared to the hours of pleasure these charming and lovable pets give their owners in those precious interludes between court appearances and tattoo appointments?
I am very fond of this breed, and simply cannot stand to see dog and master separated. That is why I am the sponsor of the
Kenny Bunk Pit Bull Amendment to our state constitution:
When Pit Bull Owners are arrested
(Well the breed (and similar Breeds) is the favorite
of the criminal classes)
The Pit Bull and the Owner Shall share the same cell
Neither is to be fed for 30 Days
At the end of such sentence, the survivor (either or) shall be euthanized.
BTW, WTF Happened here. The old pistolero faced three Pit Bulls, and only bumped off 1? More range time, old timer!