Well done too.
One for the children should be the one with cancer...
But make sure the child is old enough to be in school for maximum SOB points...
Also make sure one of the parents was recently downsized from their job at a Giant Mega Comapny so you can get a Marxist jab at the economy in there...
Nothing frosts me more than a "news article" trumpeting the plight of some poor unfortunate .... with a big screen TV, or lavish car in the background of the photos, or a "single mom" with four kids and no dad in the picture (did she not know where they all were coming from?).
Truly, we are the sum of our choices. Neal Boortz once said that there were three guarantees of failure:
Not graduating from high school.
Having kids before you get married.
Getting involved in illegal drugs.
Now, you can miss all three of these and still fail, but it's a whole lot harder. While, any one of the three - or a combination - will make succeeding in your life far, far more difficult.