Yo Glenn! Why soccer balls? It’s not even an American game. You got a problem with baseball gloves, basketballs or footballs? Puss!
Soccer is like pizza - full-spectrum benefits and low impact.
My take is that Beck is having internal arguments between his religious beliefs and political/legal events. Any Christian who claims not to have any such conflicts probably isn't a Christian.
I've always taken Beck with a grain of salt because he gets so dang emotional that it gets tiresome. Many of his more incoherent rants seem to indicate the religious/political conflicts.