[llevrok]

I saw Lyle Lovett on Leno one time. His hair was stranger than normal.
Jay asked him what the heck happened and all he said was “Never get a hair cut while you’re drunk.”

[JRandomFreeper]

I was 12 years old when I learned: "Never argue with your sister when she's cutting your hair".

The barbers were able to fix it with a burr hair cut.

/johnny