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To: markomalley

Let’s play “spot the vague movie reference.”

Keziah: No, thanks, I’m a fruitarian.
Max: I didn’t realize that.
William: And, ah, what exactly is a fruitarian?
Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings, so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that’ve actually fallen off a tree or bush- that are, in fact, dead already.
William: Right, right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots...?
Keziah: Have been murdered, yes.
William: Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly!


16 posted on 07/08/2014 6:57:11 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (Bear His image. Bring His message. Be the Church.)
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To: Hoffer Rand

Carrot Juice is murder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM


17 posted on 07/08/2014 7:01:40 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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