My, my, my, aren’t you just so... Perfect.....
Wow! Just, Wow!
You’re right of course. Speaking as a former teenager; we were all just perfect little angels, just like you. Never gave our parents a moments worry, or grief. And my goodness, with all the media attention and pressure, it’s really wonder, don’t you think.
That family has been through hell. You may not wish to, but I’m going to cut them a little slack, for you know, being human.
But then you’re perfect. Why there’s never been anyone to walk this Earth that’s as perfect as you.
Oh wait....
As previously suggested: Lay off the gin.
You don't have to be perfect to avoid getting knocked up. After all, I didn't get knocked up and you are all briskly telling me how awful I am. Well, even awful old me managed to never shame my family. But this girl? And did she retire modestly from public eye afterward? Heck no, this was her chance to do the talk shows and the celebrity circuit. Now she's duck-facing for the camera, aw, isn't that sweet. Yeah. Mom's career is toast, but who cares! It's her time now!