Would they take away my hands too, because if I were an abuser there would be nothing stopping me from strangling her.
I once explained to my wife that if she ever got really mad at me and lied to the police that I had abused her, all of the guns in my collection would be confiscated and our sons would never inherit them.
She knows how much my sons are looking to inheriting my collection. The family rule is that they can start splitting up my tools while I am assuming room temperature but they have to wait until after the funeral to start arguing over the guns.
Little do my sons know but I lost all of my guns in a tragic boating accident on the Ohip River.
I don't know if the politics in Wis forced this event as I see SEVERAL Republicans signed up.
Still, it's time for the GOP in Wis to ask what they're paying these guys for.