The 57 Best Conspiracy Theories I Heard At New Jersey’s 55th Annual UFO Conference

BuzzFeed ^ | April 15, 2014 | Katie Heaney

[DaxtonBrown]

I watched a 200 hour documentary about this list. It is called Stargate.

[Rockpile]

What the f**k is “BuzzFeed”? That sounds like nourishment for flies out in the corral.

[Dawggie]

What about the gay whales in Mono Lake?

[tang-soo]

Cool! 1 for each of the 57 states. On a serious note, check out the youtube recorded sermons by Pastor Billy Crone of Las Vegas. He has some amazing insights relating ufology and demonology - all pointing to The Great Deception mentioned in II Thessalonians.

[max americana]

” Later, Crowley’s portal, located at Area 51, was enlarged by rocket scientist Jack Parsons and L. Ron Hubbard. This began the modern UFO era.”

What a load of sh*t. Crowley’s portal is located at Shakey’s.

[2ndDivisionVet]

I used to love the 90’s music, the Laurel & Hardy and Three Stooges movies and the chance to eat out.

[SunkenCiv]

Well, that was fun! :’D

[Cowgirl]

Why don’t they give the lizard people any credence? That sucks.

[lefty-lie-spy]

I hope I’m not the only one here that gets your inside joke. Good one.

[Las Vegas Dave]

Thanks for the ping.....

[SunkenCiv]

Isn’t it obvious? The whole conference is being stage-managed by the Grays from Zeta Reticuli.

[Vendome]

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