Posted on 04/15/2014 7:58:42 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
> 10. Most of California and the East Coast will be gone by 2137* (*According to a time traveler who’d been there.)
C’mon you know this is just wishful thinking...: )
But they still ask you for tree fiddy.
One-third of heavenly angels “fell” with Lucifer, and became demons. These demons are getting onto Earth via the inter-dimensional portals
No, they were born naturally to their liberal parents.
Quite a few of the “abductee” crowd claim owls are closely associated with UFO events, particularly contact with humans. But, they say they’re not really owls, that’s just a “screen memory” planted by the aliens so you won’t remember them.
In 1908, an alien spacecraft exploded at Tunguska, Russia;
The Roswell alien spacecraft was a rescue mission for the Tunguska crash, but it fell through a wormhole and crashed in the New Mexico desert 39 years later;
A piece of alien technology from the Roswell crash was discovered by a teenager named Elvis Presley;
Presley turned it over the the Nazi scientists of Operation Paperclip (Presley was placed in a government relocation program in Memphis, TN, where he promptly blew cover);
The Nazi scientists reverse-engineered the alien technology and developed the Internet, GMO's, and chemtrail technology, which in turn sucks our precious bodily fluids from the atmosphere and provides power for the HAARP array;
The HAARP array destroyed the Twin Towers and the Pentagon on the order of George W. Bush, who personally detonated them from his secret Skull and Bones man-cave beneath the campus of UT-Austin.
There, it all makes sense, Mulder and Scully were right, The Truth Is Out There, man!
Microwave ovens take the food value out of what we heat and the US Government beams that nutrition from Goldstone to a mothership out by Jupiter, to pay for technology they give us like fiber optics and gigahertz data links (to transfer nutrition faster).
Everyone knows that microwave ovens remove nutrition- now you know why, and where it goes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldstone_Deep_Space_Communications_Complex
#59. The U.S. Government turned it’s spy machine on law abiding innocent Americans.
You nailed it!
Maybe a group of concerned Doctors could set up a mental health clinic in the parking lot.There’s a lot of work to be done on that crowd.
Alternate theory: some cedars used to be about six feet tall, but aliens made them grow.
Did someone just post the guest list for next week's Coast to Coast AM?
This is still true. But 150-foot cedar trees are now only about 6 feet tall.
I actually posted before you, but our posts got mixed up going through the time warp.
"God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy!"
Unified Conspiracy Theory Continued
Elvis Presley handed the plans over to Amelia Earhart who was flying them to the secret base in Antarctica when her plane was shot down by genetically engineered Sasquatches and Merpeople who had been trained in the use of advanced weapons by the Free Masons and Knights Templar. They got the designs from the secret notebook of Leonardo DaVinci who stole them from inter-dimensional time travelers who were on Earth looking for a new source of deuterium. Leonardo handed the plans over to the Illuminati for 555 years, 55 minutes, 55 seconds.
The result of all of this was the election of Richard Nixon in 1968 who was the man that actually shot JFK but blamed it on Oswald with help from the Dali Lama
There’s gotta be something here for your nut job list.
David Icke
http://www.davidicke.com/
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