1. Never call the Christian Bible “holy” but always refer to the Koran as “the Holy Koran”. Apply this principle generally to all religious relics, persons and places.
2. Avoid creating cultural misunderstandings by omitting unnecessary details about Islamic demonstrations in which little girls are kidnapped from their Christian homes to be gang raped and tortured in forced conversions to the religion of peace. Instead, emphasize the real cause of violence which is Christians trying to proselytize or making criticisms of Islam when they know these things are offensive and illegal.
[Great job so far, but please read the new, additional guidelines below.]
3. Always begin your Islam-related story by declaring “Allah is great”.
4. Mohammed is to be titled “The Prophet Muhammed.” Mandatory “PBUH” to be introduced with next set of guidelines.
5. Jesus of Nazareth is to be described thusly: “thought by Christians to be the Messiah” or “thought by Christians to be the son of God,” never “Jesus Christ.”