[Kenny Bunk]

Perhaps, mon ami, you are too easily amused?

Moi? If I learn one more new bad thing about my fearlessly ineligible leader, my head will explode. This guy could have sex with the Chicago Cubs on the Capitol steps and still get 51% of the vote.

[DrDude]

This would be good for the Cubbies. Their Average would increase greatly because they would all be “hittin it!”.