I have complete confidence in our POTUS and his Secretary of State. They will calm down this Ukraine thing .... which as I am sure you know ... was caused by George Bush. The hardest thing will be to give their excellent diplomatic adventures in the region a catchy name.
I suggest
Pinellas County is just putting the “DUH” in FloriDUH, something they have been doing ever since it became a retirement city where pensioned off bureaucraps from Big Sh*ty hives up ‘Nawth’ settled there to await death in the sun.
Pinellas County is already commie, the Ruskies are trying to force cultural/societal regression to the mean (vewy, Vewy MEAN) on the Ukraine.