New food labels to fight obesity
Taking a page from countries that plaster nasty images like black lungs on packs of cigarettes the administration announced today an effort to force all junk food makers to put a picture of Michelle Obama on their packages.Jay Carney explained "You can't eat while gagging. Fresh fruits and vegetables are exempt, so people will be encouraged by this to eat healthier."
There will be several different images used at random to ensure that people do not get too accustomed to it.
"This is highly unconstitutional" said Mark Levin "There is a ban on cruel and unusual punishment"
There is no telling how long it will take to work its way through the courts.
