[donmeaker]

Buddhist goes to Pizza Parlour:

“Make me One, with Everything!”

[Mrs. Don-o]

;o)

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Buddhist goes to Pizza Parlour

“Make me One, with Everything!”

The guy at the counter says, "Okay, that'll be $15." Buddha hands him a $20, which the cashier puts into the till.

After a few minutes, Buddha finally asks, "Where is my change?"

The cashier smiles and says, "Change must come from within."