11 Girly Things Huffpo Wishes Men Would Do To Emasculate Themselves

soopermexican.com ^ | December 27, 2013 | soopermexican

[ThunderSleeps]

1) Have more stylish clothing options

Fine. You can give me the options, but that doesn't mean I'll use them. I dress for comfort and utility.

2) Be able to talk about other men being attractive

Wrong. Other guys may be handsome, but not "attractive." I can look at other guys and see why women might find them appealing, but I would never say another guy is attractive - I'm just not wired that way, I don't find guys attractive.

3) Order “girly” drinks

Why? They're typically full of sugars we don't need, or complicated and hard to get right - so your chances of getting a screwed up one are pretty good. What's wrong with whiskey on the rocks (or neat if it's really good stuff) or just plain beer? Ok, maybe an occasional Mojito...

4) Get treated to a spa day

Why? I'd rather spend the day doing something useful. I find that relaxing, and I get a sense of accomplishment at the end of the day.

5) Carry a purse

No way. A backpack, maybe a messenger bag / laptop bag.

6) Dance like no one’s watching

Can't - I'm watching.

7) Wear makeup

What the {expletive} for? I'm me, take it or leave it.

8) Get pampered by women

Really, just treat me nice and with respect and I'll do the same. I don't need pampering, makes me uncomfortable.

9) Wear yoga pants

No {expletive} way. Never.

10) Have fun with one’s children without being judged

Now this one I am 100% in agreement with. Having fun with your kids, encouraging them to be kids and play. That's fun.

11) Be able to show emotion without being labeled as gay or a “p*ssy.”

As someone else said, at funerals, etc. fine. Broke a nail, no way.

[Cementjungle]

3) Order “girly” drinks

Uh oh... I already do. At least I do if a Heineken and a shot of Jack Daniels is considered a girly drink.

[Popman]

I really could care less.

Geesh...grammar police...

[Vendome]

GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN
Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!

GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya?

PRIVATE JOKER Sir, NEGATIVE, sir!

GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN Private Joker, are you trying to offend me?

PRIVATE JOKER Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Sir, the private belives any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR!

[Popman]

I have a shoeseum if more than 200 pair of shoes. alone.

Wow. I thought men had a maximum four pairs of shoes:
Dress shoes
Work shoes
Yard shoes
House shoes...

To each his own...I have watches...

[Vendome]

I got stuff and then more stuff.

I have more than 60 time pieces from Rolex, Cartier, Patek Phillipe, etc.

I even have a real nice collection of Zodiac watches.

My pride and joy though is my collection of Omega’s.

So, I also have a timepiece Museum.

Also have a writing instrument museam.

Antique lighters, ash trays and smoke cutters.

Yuge collection of records for my Victorola’s.

Pocket Watches.

Heck, I got too much stuff....

[tophat9000]

12. Have a vaginal

[Charles Henrickson]

9) Wear yoga pants

What are yoga pants? I don't even know what yoga pants are, or what they look like. I just know that I don't want any.

[Doomonyou]

I'd say the death of your dog counts as one of those times.

That falls under "Death in the family."

[Doomonyou]

I have more than 60 time pieces from Rolex, Cartier, Patek Phillipe, etc.

LOL. I have pocket knives...

[Anton.Rutter]

LOL!

[Vendome]

Do you have any CRKT’s?

Luv em!

My current flavor is the CRKT Crawford Kasper .

[Doomonyou]

Do you have any CRKT’s?

At least a half dozen. They're nice knives.

Plus Benchmade, Buck, Case, Gerber, Etc.

[catnipman]

“Order “girly” drinks”

This isn’t usually that big of a problem unless Ray Liotta happens to get off a train and orders 1800 Tequila in your bar while giving your boyfriend the glare of death.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Now, despite Joe Rogan trying to bring back the fanny pack, I either carry nothing, or my business satchel. And that’s manly, d-mmit.

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ACU Rucksack.

[COBOL2Java]

America's youth: then

America's youth: now

[Vendome]

Sure, sure, sure.

Great knives

[Organic Panic]

I would think her earning would be rather bleak as a pole dancer. Have you ever seen an attractive feminist studies major???

She will be serving coffee soon enough when she finds out she is unemployable.

[Organic Panic]

Wear footie pajamas

Drink hot cocoa your mother made you

Talk about Obamacare while you watch Care Bears in your mother’s basement cuz it’s ironic and stuff.

[Doc Savage]

Sink or not this is the what liberalism does to civilization: Societal Entropy!!!