You're not the only one who prepared for dealing with guys like me. I knew a fellow who trained his police dog to alert on such troublemakers.
Then quick as a wink, they'd have the potential perpetrators locked up in a rolling security vehicle which he would pound on, and he'd reward the dog with a treat.
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It was a team with a "nick"-knack, a paddy-whack, and a gift to the dog of a bone.
See? I knew you would have a ready answer...