Excellent news on your eyes, face!
No need for glasses, then. :)
You don’t swallow the asprin, just gargle.
I know what you meant about the gargle, but I would have better luck I think, if I used salt and warm water. Aspirin in any doses scares me because of my tendency to bleed. I had two bouts of bleeding ulcer in a six month period, and it is SCARY!