*sznicker*
New tagline possibility for Silentgypsy:
“The Moon? Oh yes, I’ve been there. Worked on the smelter project in the winter of ‘26. It was cold out there, and Death lurked at every turning. Our ship was primitive, you understand, just the basics really. All anyone could afford. I knew that lunar dust was getting into my joints alright. Soon I might be stuck in the bottom of a crater with no mobility and no communications. Danger? Hah! I laugh at danger! The only relief from the strained vision and constant mortal peril was the girl in my crew compartment. Oh, I didn’t mention her? Well, let me tell you about what low gravity does for a woman’s figure, and ...”