I’m planning to watch the sword-and-sorcerer thingie while riding the exercycle. There must be a way to hook that thing up to something to generate heat....
The bunks in my boat have storage lockers inside, and if it gets too chilly, I stick the crock pot in the locker set on "low" and fold a quilt in half for a cushion. In about three minutes the bed is simmering.
Now about my nightmares where a giant in a chef's hat is turning me over with a spatula...
OK really leaving now :)