Dispelling Myths: The Case for Immigration Reform [Enjoy your made-in-America ZOT, troll]

Red Dirt Report ^ | 12/27/2013 | Brian Woodward

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My doctor joined a death panel. I probably am at the top of the list to be deathed upon.

[no-to-illegals]

We are soooo thoroughly screwed.

I realized that the first time the doctor went probing with petroleum jelly. Was about six year ago.

[null and void]

Mine uses Kentucky jelly...

[no-to-illegals]

I understand under the new rules of zer0care the use of petroleum jelly for probing is not allowed. Gee ... The death panel will be kinder, me thinks.

[no-to-illegals]

Is this the stuff ... Kentucky Jelly ... I hear it works well in some instances ... http://kentuckyjelly.com/

[no-to-illegals]

Nully ... I found it ... Kentucky Jelly ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ycePKqc-xo

[no-to-illegals]

Nully, Kentucky Jelly everywhere .... http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2012/10/ky-jelly-is-my-new-jam/

[no-to-illegals]

For the longest of time I thought Kentucky Jelly was a Gynecological aid. But if your doc is using Kentucky Jelly on you ... It's no longer just for girls.

[no-to-illegals]

I’m going to have to go ... This discussion is going too deep.

[Tax-chick]

I’m still hoping for a nap. Kathleen and I dropped of my papers at church, and I helped a Spanish-speaking man arrange a memorial for his late mother. Right place at the right time ...

[GeronL]

lol.

[Tax-chick]

Have a pink flower!

[Monkey Face]

I got the dishes stacked but because I cleaned out the fridge, I now have three times as many dishes as I had when I got up this morning.

*sigh*

What I would like to do is go find some Adult Pink Beverage and let the afternoon slip by while I’m in a nice glow. But that ain’t gonna happen!

Maybe I should go sit in the sun for a while...

[NoCmpromiz]

How could I forget...

And if you think on it a bit more, I'm sure you can come up with more.

Toledo, OH has a Polish station. But polka 24/7 isn't my thing. Of course, I'm way beyond their 1 micro-volt contour so I can't do so if I desired...

[Monkey Face]

Welp. I went out to check the mail, and the truck was just leaving, so I sat at the picnic table at the ramada and talked to one of the neighbors for and hour and a half. Then the wind came up, just as my storm glass said it would, and I came in.

The only thing in the mail was a newspaper flier. Of course, my neighbor got junk mail, and one of the women neighbors got the flier and two bills. At least I didn’t make three trips out there just to find a dinky flier in the box...

And now, I want to go to bed. But I will stay up and see what havoc I can wreak.

[no-to-illegals]

But I will stay up and see what havoc I can wreak.

Hey let's go to Ukraine and set fires barricades! Havoc galore or we could go down Venezuela way and do similar.

[no-to-illegals]

After we finish Ukraine or Venezuela ... We could join Rocky Raccoon for a drink of milk ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nucSvl7VXVM

[no-to-illegals]

Face, I’m canceling ... The state of departments (er state department) has put out another warning on overseas flights. Shoe Bomber Alert.

[Monkey Face]

I was just visiting the Harry Potter store and all eight movies are available in a set for $45.95 or $59.95 for Blu-Ray. *groan*

Talk about eye candy...that site has so many yummy things on it...I should know better than to look...

[no-to-illegals]

Don’t worry everyone, we can still go to the Olympics ... I quote from the article warning of the Shoe Bomber Threat ... *The threat information is unrelated to the Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia, several officials said.*