MSNBC: Obamacare to Cure Cancer, Diabetes, Impotence

Truth Revolt ^ | 12/3/2013 | Albert Merrick

[markomalley]

MSNBC’s Martin Bashir continues to be without its potentially suspended namesake, but that doesn’t make the replacement content any more credible.

Panelist Dr. Michael Eric Dyson went on a rant during Tuesday’s show about the soon to be realized bundle of benefits citizens would receive thanks to the prescience of the President. Dyson compared Obama to star NFL quarterback Peyton Manning for his sense of anticipation in creating the Obamacare program before people realized they needed it. But once it is realized, Dyson suggested, ailments big and, um, small, would be cured, thanks to the program:

It's going to be like ‘Thank God I went to the doctor and it wasn't the emergency ward and guess what? Now I've got my diabetes under control, my chemotherapy here, my Viagra. There will be millions of men who will rise to the occasion and say we are grateful for what he has done.

[markomalley]

video at link

[Darteaus94025]

Once the tyrant shoves you into an oven, why, all your health issues go away!

[twister881]

Obamacare = Zyklon B

[pieceofthepuzzle]

“my Viagra. There will be millions of men who will rise to the occasion and say we are grateful for what he has done.”

You just can’t make this up.

[arthurus]

MSNBC: Obamacare to Cure Cancer, Diabetes, Impotence and RAISE THE DEAD!

[Tax-chick]

This is the way a great republic dies: with a chemically-induced erection.

[Irenic]

Wouldn’t it be cheaper if they didn’t cure impotence? It would save on the Fluke mints and abortion.

[Lazamataz]

MS·NBC
/ˈeməs ənbēsē/

noun, verb

1. noun: A propaganda network that employs otherwise-unplaceable clinically-insane individuals.
2. verb: To be completely and utterly disassociated from reality in any way, and still opine on news matters of the day.
3. verb: To be willing to parrot exact talking points, however bizarre and contra-indicated from even casual observation, from the Obama White House.
4. verb: To, in a deranged and unhinged way, accuse all people who have any view other than your own, of racism.
5. verb: To engage in crazed, psychotic, babbling and bizarre rants utterly devoid of any basis in fact and in complete opposition to demonstrable facts, and still be given access to a camera and a microphone.

Syn: Barking Moonbat, Certifiably Insane

Ex: "Did you see Chris Matthews? He MSNBC'd that poor conservative!"

[Hardraade]

Really? I thought it was going to cure AIDS?

But who knows. It has already cured thinking.

[Rocky]

NBC = Nothing But Communists

MSNBC = Mendacious Sycophants, Nothing But Communists

[Mr. K]

You wonder if they actually believe this how they get around in life being so stupid

and this is a DOCTOR?? Are they giving out degrees in cereal boxes over there???

[P.O.E.]

This is the way a great republic dies: with a chemically-induced erection

So it ends with a bang instead of a whimper?

[Venturer]

The only benefit I see in Obamacare is that children and grandchildren of older people will be able to inherit sooner after Grandma and Grandpa have been terminated by the Obama death panel.

Of course the Government will get their cut sooner too.

[Celtic Conservative]

Or, as the great one calls it "MS-LSD".

CC

[G Larry]

His inability to roll out O’care and continual marketing campaign for the failed program are the poster children for “Impotence”....
...certainly NOT the “cure”.....

[billhilly]

They forget the part about a new car in the garage every year.

[ogen hal]

The only illness nobamadontcare will possibly cure is hypochondria.

[Rodamala]

Good deal... Zyklon B cures everything from toenail fungus to genital herpes... all while getting rid of those pesky hook-nosed kikes too! Where do we sign up?!?

</sarc>

[DaveA37]

Look on the bright side, odumbocare may just be the ticket we need to cure the nation and be rid of all demodummies.
Now that is something I could support. (sarc)

[Anton.Rutter]

Lawyers finally get a reprieve. Line the "journalists" up against the wall. They all get a blindfold and one last joint to smoke.

"Hey, wait a minute! This is oregano?!!" BLAM BLAM BLAMMITY BLAMBLAMBLAM...