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MSNBC: Obamacare to Cure Cancer, Diabetes, Impotence
Truth Revolt ^ | 12/3/2013 | Albert Merrick

Posted on 12/04/2013 3:42:31 AM PST by markomalley

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1 posted on 12/04/2013 3:42:31 AM PST by markomalley
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To: markomalley

Once the tyrant shoves you into an oven, why, all your health issues go away!


2 posted on 12/04/2013 3:46:29 AM PST by Darteaus94025 (Can't have a Liberal without a Lie.)
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To: Darteaus94025

Obamacare = Zyklon B


3 posted on 12/04/2013 3:55:14 AM PST by twister881
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To: markomalley

“my Viagra. There will be millions of men who will rise to the occasion and say we are grateful for what he has done.”

You just can’t make this up.


4 posted on 12/04/2013 3:58:48 AM PST by pieceofthepuzzle
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To: markomalley

MSNBC: Obamacare to Cure Cancer, Diabetes, Impotence and RAISE THE DEAD!


5 posted on 12/04/2013 4:00:57 AM PST by arthurus (Read Hazlitt's Economics In One Lesson ONLINEhttp://steshaw.org/economics-in-one-lesson/)
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To: pieceofthepuzzle

This is the way a great republic dies: with a chemically-induced erection.


6 posted on 12/04/2013 4:18:35 AM PST by Tax-chick (Now with more LOL and less UNNNGH.)
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To: markomalley

Wouldn’t it be cheaper if they didn’t cure impotence? It would save on the Fluke mints and abortion.


7 posted on 12/04/2013 4:26:25 AM PST by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: markomalley
MS·NBC
/ˈeməs ənbēsē/

noun, verb

1. noun: A propaganda network that employs otherwise-unplaceable clinically-insane individuals.
2. verb: To be completely and utterly disassociated from reality in any way, and still opine on news matters of the day.
3. verb: To be willing to parrot exact talking points, however bizarre and contra-indicated from even casual observation, from the Obama White House.
4. verb: To, in a deranged and unhinged way, accuse all people who have any view other than your own, of racism.
5. verb: To engage in crazed, psychotic, babbling and bizarre rants utterly devoid of any basis in fact and in complete opposition to demonstrable facts, and still be given access to a camera and a microphone.

Syn: Barking Moonbat, Certifiably Insane

Ex: "Did you see Chris Matthews? He MSNBC'd that poor conservative!"

8 posted on 12/04/2013 4:40:56 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: markomalley

Really? I thought it was going to cure AIDS?

But who knows. It has already cured thinking.


9 posted on 12/04/2013 4:46:53 AM PST by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com/2013/10/04/nicolae-hussein-obama/)
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NBC = Nothing But Communists

MSNBC = Mendacious Sycophants, Nothing But Communists


10 posted on 12/04/2013 4:50:42 AM PST by Rocky (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. George Orwell)
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To: markomalley

You wonder if they actually believe this how they get around in life being so stupid

and this is a DOCTOR?? Are they giving out degrees in cereal boxes over there???


11 posted on 12/04/2013 4:52:07 AM PST by Mr. K (If you like you constitution, you can keep it. Period.)
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To: Tax-chick
This is the way a great republic dies: with a chemically-induced erection

So it ends with a bang instead of a whimper?

12 posted on 12/04/2013 4:54:26 AM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: markomalley

The only benefit I see in Obamacare is that children and grandchildren of older people will be able to inherit sooner after Grandma and Grandpa have been terminated by the Obama death panel.

Of course the Government will get their cut sooner too.


13 posted on 12/04/2013 4:54:55 AM PST by Venturer (Keep Obama and you aint seen nothing yet.)
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To: Lazamataz
Or, as the great one calls it "MS-LSD".

CC

14 posted on 12/04/2013 5:09:41 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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To: markomalley

His inability to roll out O’care and continual marketing campaign for the failed program are the poster children for “Impotence”....
...certainly NOT the “cure”.....


15 posted on 12/04/2013 5:20:11 AM PST by G Larry (Let his days be few; and let another take his office. Psalms 109:8)
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To: arthurus

They forget the part about a new car in the garage every year.


16 posted on 12/04/2013 5:30:18 AM PST by billhilly (Has Pelosi read it yet?)
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To: billhilly

The only illness nobamadontcare will possibly cure is hypochondria.


17 posted on 12/04/2013 5:34:14 AM PST by ogen hal (First amendment or reeducation camp)
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To: twister881
Good deal... Zyklon B cures everything from toenail fungus to genital herpes... all while getting rid of those pesky hook-nosed kikes too! Where do we sign up?!?

</sarc>

18 posted on 12/04/2013 5:45:25 AM PST by Rodamala
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Look on the bright side, odumbocare may just be the ticket we need to cure the nation and be rid of all demodummies.
Now that is something I could support. (sarc)


19 posted on 12/04/2013 5:48:03 AM PST by DaveA37
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To: markomalley
Lawyers finally get a reprieve. Line the "journalists" up against the wall. They all get a blindfold and one last joint to smoke.

"Hey, wait a minute! This is oregano?!!" BLAM BLAM BLAMMITY BLAMBLAMBLAM...

20 posted on 12/04/2013 5:50:59 AM PST by Anton.Rutter
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