[Charles Henrickson]

I hate to say this, but Will is looking better these days. The facial hair hides the ugly sneer he carries.

I beg to differ. "These days"? Even that photo of him sitting on the porch is over a year old. Since then, the missus had a baby, and Mr. Pitt must have gone through a sympathy pregnancy, and he hasn't lost the excess avoirDUpois. William has really been packing on the pork over the last year. (Quitting chain-smoking may have also contributed to the weight gain.) And Wee Willie, the erstwhile Wunderkind of the DUmp, just turned 42 a week ago. All in all, Wee Willie has become Wide Willie.

[Cyber Liberty]

The beer-belly does make a good stand to rest a baby. But yeah, some people look better with a hirsute face, and he’s one of them.