I can’t help but continue to think that Florida’s problem is it’s never graduated from the old “penal colony” mentality. I’ve lived here for 30 years and never came across people this stupid but are continuously aware that they exist.
If you have a Twitter account you must follow “Florida Man”. Actual news stories of Floridian idiot criminals. One of the examples, “Florida Man Arrested For Trying to Asphyxiate Police Dog...Again”