Try to remember the end of November when sites worked right and folks were mellow..."The Fantasticks" (from which the referenced song Try To Remember derives) ran for 42 years, in part by keeping costs low and consumers happy. "The ObamaCare" won't be online for years and will have the opposite result.
[It sounds like you are making a parody song proposal for Charles.]
Try to think over the kind of October ...
[It sounds like you are making a parody song proposal for Charles.]
Your glitch is my command!
TRY TO REMEMBER THE END OF NOVEMBER
Tune: "Try to Remember"
Try to remember the end of November
When sites run smooth and not so scary
Sign up and send 'er, we'll make you a member
When healthcare's free--oh, please, Blue Fairy!
Try to remember to not lose your temper
When we're a big spender yet glitches tarry
Decide on your gender, we'll find you a vendor
Signed, Barry (Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry . . .)