[Bob]

I’m afraid I’ve reached that point in life when “I’d hit it” becomes “I’d feel like a child molester.” Damn, that’s a cutie, though.

You know you're in deep trouble when the saying "She's young enough to be my daughter." turns into "She's young enough to be my granddaughter."

[Steve_Seattle]

"You know you're in deep trouble when the saying "She's young enough to be my daughter." turns into "She's young enough to be my granddaughter.""

The last couple of years I've caught myself saying (when recalling some event in the past): "Of course, that was 20 years ago . . . uh, I mean 30 . . . er, come to think of it, it was actually 40 years ago."