I don’t hate you, you goose! I love you, and you are a dear friend of mine. I think you would make a great president.
But if you’re too busy for the next six years or so, I guess you can pass this time. [pouts]
I might also add:
Minimum wage: Eliminate for teenagers.
Eliminate all Czars, forbid the Czar title forever.
Unemployment. Stop tracking a negative! If you focus on UNemployment you get UNemployment. Count, track, report and focus on EMployment.
Coinage and paper money: Remove all images of any actual human beings from all new coins and currency. Allegorical figures, natural wonders, symbolic and fantastic animals and technological achievements only.
I don’t want my life under an electron microscope.
I’m the second vote for Nully for Prez!!!!