"Piper tore a leg off Kathleen’s Piglet, and I sewed it back on backwards."
"A pig as good as that, you don't want to use up all at once."
4,017 posted on 10/17/2013 6:37:39 PM PDT by NicknamedBob
("Free at Last! Free at Last! Thank Gawd Amighty I'm free at last!" If they just don't start it again)