"The coffee table is like the floor, in some ways."
Only, the rule for dropped food is at least twice the normal duration, except in the presence of dogs.
4,011 posted on 10/17/2013 5:54:43 PM PDT by NicknamedBob
("Free at Last! Free at Last! Thank Gawd Amighty I'm free at last!" If they just don't start it again)