11 times.
He claims it’s Bill’s fault because Tom was going to be late for class because they left home too late because Bill was grooming. (For the record, Jamie saw him when they got home and said he looked very nice. Also, he didn’t gloat about Tom’s getting the speeding ticket instead of him, at least not in front of me.)
In other news, it smells like there’s something dead in the garage.
Eleven times sounds like a nice round number. When he’s finished, he can come and clean off my patio! I’ll pay him in food and counseling!
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