You are totally amazing! I love hearing about your "git 'er done" behavioral mod techniques!
Tom emerged less than 2 minutes after I unplugged the router. He even had some clothes on, which is a real plus.
I took Sally and Vlad to The Salvation Army. Successes include a holiday dress for Kathleen, $2; a t-shirt with wolves with glowing blue eyes and one with a shark, $1 each; a hair-straightener, $2; and a sequined - front and back - black silk vest, $2.50, that will help turn my black velvet dress into a Mexican Dia de los Muertos costume for the Cub Scouts’ party. It will just need some additional red, white, and green, and some skull accessories.