[Darksheare]

” My quadruple bypass will be scheduled next week.”

!!!!!
Wha?!
Okay, back the gurgling blgthrgth conga line up.
Bypass surgery?
When, why, how are you feeling, did they catch a problem before it is an issue or is this chasing fire?
Be well, will wait for your return.

[NicknamedBob]

"My quadruple bypass will be scheduled next week."

!!!!!
Wha?!
Okay, back the gurgling blgthrgth conga line up.
Bypass surgery?

.

Dick Quinn had quadruple bypass surgery. (I've read his book.)

[Silentgypsy]

No, no, no, Darks, it was a joking reference to the quality of the menu I planned for today. (Open-faced eggplant parmigiana sandwiches on top of Navajo fry bread.) I wouldn't have joked about it if I thought it would cause anyone concern.

OK, here's the deal: if I have to undergo any particularly life-threatening procedures, I'll send a coded message beforehand and then pass on any ways to mitigate the experience after the fact if someone else here has to go through one. If I'm given a warning, I'll send a heads up (with, of course, an implied prayer request.).