“Turn right! Mwuh-hah-hah-hah-haaaaa!”
Umm, Siri? I haven’t made that turn yet.
Siri, are you trying to kill me?
“I have no idea what you are talking about in meat space, meatbag!”
Fictional(?) parody of what a rampant phonebot might do.
The GPS bots are even worse.
They say “reCALCulating!” when their murder attempts go awry.
NOOOOHHHHH! We can’t be invaded by the Obamanites! They were supposed to be neutralized!
What happened to nonobots in charge of the Zombie Defense Force?
*shaking head* I need a libation of the MOST alcoholic kind. Like Everclear...
Is it my imagination, or do they say it in a very ticked-off tone? It's the only time my GPS becomes recalcitrant.