[Darksheare]

I had a cat that acted like that.
But if you sat down, your lap was fair game free space.
You were gonna get “sat” and that was that.

[Tax-chick]

Polly doesn’t like laps very much, but if you are sitting in a chair, she wants one next to you to keep an eye on things and verify that she’s important.

[GeronL]

Looks like Mario & Luigi might have sticky fingers.... a couple of power tools are missing...