Lol!
He isn’t “catastrophically stupid” like poor Daz, is he?
Poor dog just loved everyone to the point he’d be stuck in a mental rut of, “Oh boy! People! Oh boy!”
And the table would go: *clunk clunk clunk clunk*.
Something like that, more like he scares them with barking and his tail is moving really fast. Then they figure out he is actually happy to see them.