Posted on 09/04/2013 10:21:00 AM PDT by cotton1706
good
Aftershave was 91% alcohol.
And Ridd lice killer.
Are they still paying him?
His entire menu should consist of pork.
Eat it or not, no one cares....not even your demonic moon god.
Aftershave, hell.
Alcohol his beard up real good and light ‘im up.
FOOF! He’s shaved.
Good title.
True.
Roast some bacon over his beardfire too.
Not for us to eat.
Him.
Feed him nothing but pork products until his death.
Regions? how about REASONS!!
Shaved dry?
No, once a person has been convicted by a courts martial, the inmate forfeits all pay.
Now treat the dude right.....bacon and eggs for breakfast, pulled pork sandwich for lunch....and roast pig for supper.
“Carl, why is the prisoner dead?”
“Well, gee, I can’t imagine how that happened.”
“What did you do, Carl?”
“Well, I started to shave him...”
“Yes?”
“And the clippers didn’t work, so I used the electric shaver...”
“Go on...”
“And I dialed the voltage up to maximum and, well, kind of shocked him.”
“Caaarll, that kills people!!”
“Oh! My word, I didn’t expect that!”
I would not be surprised if they aren’t.
It’s way past time for this.
Now, it’s time to correctly label the event as a terrorist attack and take proper care of our military!!!
Good!! Now only if this murdering piece of garbage would pull an Ariel Castro and off himself I would be a very happy camper
Has his back pay (over $250,000 since the attack) been forfeited yet?
I would recommend for this procedure lighter fluid. It produces a faster initial flash point.
Sprinkle in some magnesium powder for special visual effects. Lots of sparkles !!
I’m sure there is video of his shave. I’d love to watch it.
And to keep the beard from growing back, turn him into a woman: pump him full of estrogen so his balls shrivel up and he grows tits. Then throw his ass in general population.
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