DUmmie FUnnies 08-23-13 (Get DUmmie DainBramaged FIRED For Stealing Cable Box Remote At Work)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 23, 2013 | DUmmie DainBramaged, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Ditter]

Sic’em Pea Jay!

[PJ-Comix]

Is this the scene of the crime perpetrated by DUmmie DainBramaged? Check those rafters for the evidence.

[GeronL]

It would be interesting to see if this guy gets into real trouble for hiding a remote. lol

[PJ-Comix]

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[PJ-Comix]

Hiding and LYING. Remember, he LIED to management about his sabotage.

[PJ-Comix]

I won’t be calling today to find out if they can receive FOX News but I just might call tomorrow at 973-366-1243. That’s 973-366-1243.

[GeronL]

Terrorist William Ayers owns a car lot?

[GeronL]

Yep. That is what they would be mad about.

[PJ-Comix]

Good news for DUmmie DainBramaged! I found FREE samples of Depends that he can get HERE that should see him through the weekend until Pink Slip Day.

[GeronL]

lol

[PJ-Comix]

FOX News might want to send out a reporter from a local affiliate to check out if their channel can be received at Ayers Chevrolet. They might also want to be on hand Monday morning to record the scene when management gives a special message ala Donald Trump to their SYSADMIN.

[windcliff]

LOL

[PJ-Comix]

Who out there in the Dover, NJ area might want to show up at Ayers Chevrolet to videotape a certain termination process on Monday morning? It could get a ton of YouTube hits. Monetize it and make some money off that video.

[PJ-Comix]

"DUmmie DainBramaged, put that remote down. Dummie DainBramaged, you're FIRED. Out!"

[windcliff]

I just checked the pictures of their employees on their website. Only 1 person looks overweight.

[JimRed]

A red county in New Jersey? Now that is interesting. I’m mighty curious to know what parts of the eastern states are conservative.

Monmouth and Ocean Counties are the closest to red that I am aware of.

[PJ-Comix]

Is this the back view off DUmmie DainBramaged?

[fatboy]

Refresh my memory, wasn’t DainBramage Dummy of the year a few back? Perhaps a runner up?

[driftless2]

Thanks for the reply. I was unaware there were any red districts in New Jersey. I guess all is not lost. Of course, Christie is the gov, so somebody had to vote for him.

[PJ-Comix]

The Conservative Cave ranked DainBramaged as the #4 DUmmie of the year in 2011 so he is way up there. If/when he gets fired on Monday, this gives him a clear shot at being ranked the #1 DUmmie of 2013 for being incredibly DUmb by posting his traceable crime in the open.