DUmmie FUnnies 08-23-13 (Get DUmmie DainBramaged FIRED For Stealing Cable Box Remote At Work)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 23, 2013 | DUmmie DainBramaged, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

DainBramaged has not posted at the DUmp since he posted three innocuous tiny little threads on Monday, August 26, one in the Science (Group) and two in the Pets (Group). DainBramaged’s last post at the DUmp was this one:

Hey you, today is National Dog Day, hug your puppy
http://www.democraticunderground.com/116112957

It was right after that, at 2:31 on Monday afternoon, that DB self-deleted his post about stealing the remote. My guess is that DB now is in deep CYA mode.

It is possible that DB has already re-appeared, or will soon re-appear, at the DUmp, but with a different secret identity. Is there a way to find out new DUmmie accounts/screen names when they surface?

Also, Gearhart Chevy has two websites. On one, DB is still listed as part of the staff. One the other, he does not appear. Whether or not the System Administrator was included on the latter, even before all this, I do not know.

Dot.com, with DB:

http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team

Dot.net, without DB:

http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Meet-Our-Staff

[Charles Henrickson]

DainBramaged sighting!

In the last hour, in the Pets (Group):

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 02:09 PM

DainBramaged (39,107 posts)

Patrick the Miracle Dog's Abuser Gets Probation, Fine

[PJ-Comix]

I'm surprised you haven't joined Twitter. Right now I am having a blast posting stuff about Cory Booker's imaginary friend at #TBoneFacts there.

#TBoneFacts

[HangThemHigh]

Yesterday “Meet our staff” on Gearhart’s http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team web page showed Doug Bulna as IT manager.

Today, not so much. But, they aren’t listing IT manager on the help wanted page, yet.

[Charles Henrickson]

As I mentioned this morning, Gearhart Chevy has two websites.

This one, the “.net” one, did not have DB listed as part of the staff this morning, but then it may not have had the SysAdmin on there even a week ago, I don’t know:

http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Meet-Our-Staff

The other site, the “.com” one, was where I first discovered DB back on Friday night. And he was still listed there this morning. HOWEVER, DB is NOT on this page NOW:

http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team

Oh my.

[Charles Henrickson]

DB reminds me a little bit, visually, of "the Old Man" on "Pawn Stars":

Except the Old Man would have no patience for DainBramaged: "Bulna, you DUmbass, get up in those rafters and bring down the remote!"

[mikrofon]

Some other similarities come to mind:

(Though I don't think DB & Wilford would get along much, either ;)

[mikrofon]

Sorry, can't tell when some sites block the image links-

[techcor]

So is he really and truly fired yet?

[GOP Congress]

He was fired last Thursday, from what I heard. But they most probably do have a job opening for IT! In any case, I just confirmed that my main client in New Jersey, who lives an hour away, doesn't want to pursue the Gearhart IT opening. If anyone is close enough, they haven't even listed the IT job yet, and perhaps this would actually be better delegated to an outside IT contractor rather than chance another DainBramaged idiot. Wouldn't it be a hoot if one of the Freepers got this gig :D

[techcor]

Thanks. Couldn’t have happened to a bigger DUmmie.

[PJ-Comix]

[Mr. K]

how can one single man have so much stupid!

39,000 posts from this guy.

I bet his bosses would be interested in how many of them occurred during working hours

[Tigercap]

I wonder how this ended up.
Did he have a tantrum?
Did he change his username on DU?

[definitelynotaliberal]

Thanks for that status update.

Joe, you need to read this from start to finish.