LOL! Surely you gest. I get what you mean, though. However, my early history of being ruthlessly slandered is so much worse than the examples you pose that they are buried in the FR archives of nasty, like forever, unFINDable. :)
Being under water so much, one grows gills and forges on, or around, or under and over. Thx.
Nope. quite serious. I’m a drunk Yosemite san on a dragon. Wow is me ;) there are pics to ‘prove’ it. So it’s claimed....