[1rudeboy]

Ok, I'll give the result:

Everything within roughly a mile of the park is leveled, and a firestorm engulfs the surrounding city. The baseball diamond is now a sizable crater, centered a few hundred feet behind the former location of the backstop.

[bubbacluck]

But the batter gets to take first.

[dfwgator]

Everything within roughly a mile of the park is leveled, and a firestorm engulfs the surrounding city. The baseball diamond is now a sizable crater, centered a few hundred feet behind the former location of the backstop.

If it were a Marlins game in Miami, would anyone notice?